Billion dollars on an elevator.

I love everything about this. Bey saying “thot.” Bey saying “Onika.” Nicki calling out MJ’s doctor. Nicki starting to feel the flow when she speeds up and spits about “eat-the-cookie-face,” a perfect hat tip to Jay’s “Eat the cake, Anna Mae” line from “Drunk in Love.” Bey FINALLY addressing the elevator incident. Two strong talented black women declaring that they’re royalty and no one can disagree. Today is a great day.

Azealia, get over yourself.

Solo baby.

Bey and Solange threw a masquerade-themed birthday party in NOLA for Mama Tina and as usual, they all looked flawless. But Solange really killed it on the dance floor. I want to party with her, barefoot, swinging that hair around, and generally being the best.